Does Mineral Water Cause Big Breasts?

In recent years, a phenomena of growing big breasts has been noticed by scientists working at the famous Wasqeda University in Barokaro, Japan.  A team of research scientists have decided the desirable mutations must have been the work of developments in nutrition by way of beverage and food.  During the same period where innumerable pairs of large breasts appeared on women, scientists noted the historically significant rise of bottled water.

Could there be a link?

Wasqeda University head of research Dr. Tomoko Ozawa believes so.  According to the scientist:

“If you study only those people you understand, the results will never get people better than you are. Always remember that you often find outstanding people among those you don’t particularly like. So whether you like big breasts, more modest cups or spring water there is certain to be a convulescense.”

While we do not particularly understand the quoted statement, realize that it may have been a bad translation and could actually have meant:

“There is definitely a repeatable scientific link between mineral water and big breasts.  Forget all the breast enlargers and breasts surgery.  Drink Pocari Sweat mineral water and your breasts are certain to grow the same way young brontosaurus dinosaurs used to.”

Big breasts and mineral water: Confirmed!

April 17, 2008 at 12:41 am Leave a comment

Joy Is Big Breasts and A Small Banana

Big breasts go well with bananas big and small.  I should know.  They have a place in my personal photo scrapbook.

When a bountifully-endowed princess eats a banana caressingly, it can stir many a men into insane fervor.  It has never been my best intentions but my dream is to put a big banana into the hands of every woman with a healthy pair of bosoms.  I’d wish for them to eat them lovingly while dancing the Macarena.

Yes.  It’s true.  I’m decidously mad.

I remember seeing a large-breasted girl eating a banana once.  It was glorious.  She was working as a bunny girl at some gentleman’s club, where she is forced to pay her family’s large debt with her own body. Like any sane man, the debtor decides to forgive the transgression in exchange for banana love from the large-breasted angel.

I like bananas.  But big breasts truly make them world-class.

April 16, 2008 at 12:24 am Leave a comment

Big Breasts, Small Bikini

In a world where big breasts rule, nothing beats the camaraderie exhibited by the combined powers of big breasts and a small bikini.  Not just any small bikini but a skinny bikini so small it covers less than a quarter of the chest area,  barely covering the areola horizontally.

It’s sexy as hell and has been overused in many a Japanese photobooks.

I fondly remember an old Japanese AV I saw with the girl clad in the first string bikini I witnessed with my virgin eyes:

In this scene, Yuka Hameda tries to get a guy off utilizing solely the power of her tits. It took a while, but he eventually surrenders right between the mounds. Then she calls out to the crowd, inviting everyone else to shoot loads on her magnificent bounty. Ever polite, Yuka thanks each guy as he deposits his contribution to the film, and sucks all the sources of charity clean thereafter.

If I had a harem, I’d make all of them wear nothing but these things all day.  They are the greatest in the whole wide world and truly accentuates beautiful big breasts like no other.

April 15, 2008 at 12:09 am Leave a comment

Give Me Big Breasts or Give Me Death

Why are big breasts so attractive? It’s crazy.

Did we all get taken off our mommy’s mammary food source so soon that we long for it our whole lives? I think we evolved to think that way because big breasts would surely have indicated a well-nourished body and an ability to give birth to healthy babies back in ancient times.

Every time we see big-breasted women, whether real, fake, padded, silicone or saline, our society delights. I was raised in an activist family and these kinds of thoughts were deemed demeaning and inappropriate for a well-mannered man. Of course, I grew up still wanting to bury my head into bountiful bosoms. What about you?

April 14, 2008 at 5:03 pm Leave a comment


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